Lava lamp of doom


I don't know why, but stories of this type absolutely fascinate me.

I don't know why, but stories of this type absolutely fascinate me. Why was the lava lamp on the hot stove? How hot was the stove? What was this dingus doing? At least he gets something cool on his headstone.

(NOTE: They are properly called "Lava Lites", not "Lava Lamps" but I went with the lamp designation above to have some sort of consistency with the wire story. The company who makes them (Lava - Simplex Internationale) has been fighting this misnomer for a long time, but has about as much success with it as educated people do when trying to get the mainstream media to understand the difference between a "cracker" and a "hacker". The battle continues on both fronts.)

Posted: Wed - December 1, 2004 at 08:21 AM        


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