All Praise Him!

This is just messed up.

Apparently we Canadians are boring when it comes to Christmas. We decorate our homes with lights and garland and other pedestrian stuff ... stuck in a rut of traditionalism and repetition. But in Alabama they really know how to go to town with the festive decor. Our intrepid reporter south of the 49th snapped this awesome Giant Jesus of Doom in a (surprise!) trailer park in northern 'Bama.

In case it isn't obvious at first glance, that is not a cigar in the big guy's mouth, it is an apparently blood-encrusted sword:

While I can't claim to understand the gestalt surrounding the sword in the mouth, I can certainly appreciate it's visual impact.

Posted: Thu - December 29, 2005 at 11:02 AM