Memo To: Research In Motion – Marketing Department
Subject: Trademark Properties And Possible Lawsuits
Have you ever heard of something called a search engine? There is a pretty famous one called “Google”. Or, as it is known to Republican senators, “The Google”. You should try using it sometime – it might help you avoid looking like a bunch of complete tools. We understand that you may have an aversion to using the dismal web browser on your Blackberries, but in the interests of appearing at least half-way competent either suck it up and suffer or go out and get yourselves an iPhone. You can hide it in your lap for the fifteen seconds it would take you to find out that someone else has already trademarked your name.